Festive Pimento Cheese Spread Recipe for Christmas Cheer

A festive festive pimento cheese spread for christmas cheer recipe you can make for the holidays.

Pimento cheese spread
Pimento cheese spread (stock image; for illustration only).

There's a certain allure to the Southern kitchen, a place where flavors meld into timeless classics. Among these, the pimento cheese spread stands tall—a creamy, tangy concoction that's as versatile as it is delicious. My journey with this recipe began with a simple version I found in a dog-eared Southern cookbook. The first batch was a revelation, but it lacked a certain depth. Through trial and error, I've tweaked and tasted, adding a smoky nuance here, a spicy kick there, until I arrived at this recipe—a pimento cheese spread that's rich, bold, and has guests clamoring for more.

I remember the first time I served it at a family picnic, I had underestimated the power of quality cheese, and the result was a less-than-stellar texture. It's essential to choose the right ingredients and not rush the blending process. After several gatherings and many rounds of feedback, I've perfected this spread, and it's become a beloved fixture at our table. Now, I'm delighted to share my version of this Southern staple, with personal touches that make it uniquely delightful.

Ingredients

  • Sharp cheddar cheese — 2 cups, freshly grated (not pre-shredded)
  • Monterey Jack cheese — 1 cup, freshly grated
  • Mayonnaise — 1 cup, full-fat preferred for creaminess
  • Pimentos — 1 (4 oz) jar, drained and finely chopped
  • Cream cheese — 4 oz, softened
  • Garlic powder — 1/2 tsp
  • Onion powder — 1/2 tsp
  • Smoked paprika — 1 tsp
  • Cayenne pepper — 1/4 tsp, or to taste
  • Worcestershire sauce — 1 tsp
  • Freshly ground black pepper — 1/2 tsp
  • Salt — 1/4 tsp, or to taste

Instructions

  1. Begin by grating the cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses. I've learned that using pre-shredded cheese, which is coated with anti-caking agents, results in a less creamy texture. Grating the cheese yourself ensures it melds seamlessly into the spread. Use the large holes of a box grater for the perfect shred.
  2. In a medium-sized bowl, combine the softened cream cheese and mayonnaise. Using a hand mixer on medium speed, beat them together until smooth and well combined. The first time I skipped this step, I ended up with a lumpy mixture. The smooth base is crucial for the spread's final texture.
  3. Add the grated cheeses to the cream cheese and mayonnaise mixture. Stir with a spatula or spoon until the cheeses are evenly distributed. It's tempting to use the mixer for this step, but I've found that hand mixing at this stage maintains the integrity of the cheese, giving the spread its delightful bite.
  4. Fold in the chopped pimentos, ensuring they're well-drained beforehand. Excess moisture can make the spread too runny. I learned this the hard way during an early attempt that resulted in a watery consistency. The pimentos should be evenly distributed for bursts of flavor in every bite.
  5. Season the mixture with garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, cayenne pepper, Worcestershire sauce, freshly ground black pepper, and salt. These spices and seasonings are the soul of the spread, each adding depth and complexity. I've experimented with various levels of heat, and I find that a touch of cayenne adds just the right amount of warmth without overpowering the other flavors.
  6. Mix all the ingredients until everything is thoroughly combined. The mixture should be uniform in color and texture. Taste and adjust the seasonings if necessary. Remember, the flavors will intensify as the spread chills, so it's better to err on the side of caution with the salt and cayenne.
  7. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and refrigerate the pimento cheese spread for at least an hour before serving. This resting period allows the flavors to meld and the spread to firm up, making it easier to scoop onto crackers or vegetables. I've found that overnight chilling yields the best flavor, but if you're pressed for time, one hour will suffice.

Substitutions

  • Mayonnaise — For a lighter version, you can substitute half of the mayonnaise with Greek yogurt. The tanginess of the yogurt complements the cheese well, and it cuts down on the fat content. I've served this version at a brunch, and it was met with rave reviews.
  • Cream cheese — Neufchâtel cheese is a lower-fat option that works as a substitute for cream cheese. It's slightly softer and has a milder flavor, but in this spread, it's nearly indistinguishable.

Variations

  • Bacon lover's — For an extra savory twist, add crispy, crumbled bacon to the mixture. The smokiness of the bacon pairs beautifully with the pimentos and adds a delightful crunch.
  • Spicy kick — If you're a fan of heat, consider adding diced jalapeños or a splash of hot sauce to the spread. It's a simple way to turn up the heat and add a zesty twist to the classic recipe.

Dietary Restrictions

  • Lactose-free — Lactose-free versions of the cheeses and cream cheese can be used to accommodate those with lactose intolerance. The flavor and texture will be slightly altered, but the spread will still be delicious.

Equipment

  • Box grater
  • Medium-sized mixing bowl
  • Hand mixer
  • Spatula or spoon
  • Measuring cups and spoons
  • Plastic wrap

Storage and Reheating

  • Pimento cheese spread can be stored in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to 1 week. I've found that the flavors continue to meld and the spread becomes even more flavorful after a day or two.
  • While pimento cheese is typically served cold, it can also be gently warmed to create a melty dip. Heat it in a microwave-safe dish in 15-second intervals, stirring in between, until it reaches your desired consistency.

Pro Tips

  • Grate your own cheese — Pre-shredded cheese may seem convenient, but grating your own ensures a smoother, creamier texture without the added starches found in bagged cheese.
  • Drain the pimentos — Be sure to drain the pimentos thoroughly. Excess liquid can make the spread too thin and affect the overall flavor balance.
  • Season to taste — Always taste and adjust the seasonings before chilling. The cold can mute flavors, so it's important to get the balance right while the mixture is still at room temperature.